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Once there was Cluster...

On his Journeys he met Fuck.



They had a love-child; Verizon.

Who's flaws, No ONE could tuck



One.. Two... and a Three Disconnects

Oh the joyous and plentiful luck



SHIT ASS DSL Service

Reverting BACK to dial up



Just because the phone starts to Ring

And you have to fight back the urge to, it, Chuck.



Came along its Cousin, Comcast, Fuming

from the dropped call as he came to pick him up



"Dude when FIOS come out

my life wont be such a puck!"



"Were gonna give them the same fucking service

rename it and Up the Buck"



Comcast just stared at him

as he sped up driving the truck



He slapped the shit out of Verizon and just said:

" Dude...Seriously! What! The! Fuck!"

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xxPAYNExx
01:17 Apr 09 2012

~snorts~

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